Inspirational Friday

This past week I found myself very moved by the continuous flood of inspirational tweets that so frequently fill up my timeline. Consequently, I felt compelled to contribute inspirational tweets of my own to help others get through their difficult times, and hopefully I accomplished that.

Here I will share with you my most inspirational creations of the week. Enjoy, and may you feel as inspired by their messages as I was in writing them. Follow my twitter (@KenOstroff) if you'd like to see my precious nuggets in real time.

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"Always see the good in every situation, because truth is you'd have probably fucked things up worse if given the chance."

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"In order to find love you must first love yourself, which means only self absorbed douchebags find love. Be a douchebag."

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"When all seems hopeless don't give up. You're one day closer to makeup sex, pity sex, or blind luck sex." 

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"People can be so cruel. You can help make a difference by peeing in their shoes."

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"You get out of life what you put into it, and get into life by putting out."

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 "I may be growing older, but what is age but a number quantifying maturity and wisdom, butt face?"

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"Don't mimic others, focus on being the best possible you. i.e. the best unemployed, internet gamer and porn downloader."

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 "If life knocks you down get back up, brush yourself off, make excuses, blame everyone but yourself, and have a scotch."

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"The secret to a rich, rewarding life is love, kindness and acceptance... you stupid piece of shit."

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"Hurting others only hurts yourself in the long run, and right now your face is killing me."

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"Being a good leader means learning from your followers. I've learned you guys are seriously fucked in the head."

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"Respect yourselves, girls. Don't go after bad boys and douche bags. Stick with 45yo sarcastic men who drink in the pool."

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"You're good enough, smart enough, and doggone it people don't really give a flying fuck."

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Thank you for reading my heartfelt pearls of wisdom. Please feel free to communicate your feelings to me by leaving comments below. 

Love,

Kenny Poo